Posted 5 months ago

hoyadapussydestroya:

why wont his mom let him be great :’(

SMACK UPSIDE THE HEAD

Posted 8 months ago
Posted 8 months ago

Mordekaiser cosplay

fuckyealol:

tosai:

fuckyeahleagueoflegends:

Whut. Ohmagah

Gotta love when I reblog on my personal blog -.- lol

Holy shit, time to shred.

(Source: reddit.com)

Posted 10 months ago

What’s your favorite thing to cook?

Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, and bacon.

Ask me anything!

Posted 10 months ago
kthnxbaiii:

TOO GOOD NOT TO REBLOG.
*even though 99% of my followers will not understand :x*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I haven’t played WoW in forever but this is still pretty damn hilarious

kthnxbaiii:

TOO GOOD NOT TO REBLOG.

*even though 99% of my followers will not understand :x*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I haven’t played WoW in forever but this is still pretty damn hilarious

Posted 10 months ago

What do you love most about the country you live in?

Red Robin and Steak n’ Shake

Ask me anything!

Posted 10 months ago

When you go to the movies, what’s your favorite snack?

Sour Patch Watermelons.

Ask me anything!

Posted 11 months ago

What’s the best way to cool off on a summer day?

I’m gonna have to go with Ricky Bobby on this one and say Powerade.

Ask me anything!

Posted 11 months ago

If you were in a rock band what would you name it?

Really Formspring? Really?

SPOOKYFISH.

Ask me anything!

Posted 11 months ago

What word or phrase do you use too often?

It’s a toss-up between:
-Outstanding
-Friggin exceptional
-Fantastic
-Yo
-Homie
-Say whaaaaaaaaaaaat
-Got it, boss

Ask me anything!

Posted 11 months ago

The best movie quote ever.

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. 

There’s a lot of contenders, a lot of pretenders, but this is my winner.  Liam Neeson in Taken, a ridiculously good movie that I can watch over and over again without ever getting tired of it.

Posted 11 months ago

Rented Hot Pursuit and Duke Nukem Forever…

Wish I would have bought Hot Pursuit a long time ago.  I let a few bad reviews influence me from not buying it… this shit is fun.

As far as DNF, I had to play it at least once.  What I don’t understand is how after all these years, all these good action games and shooters to look at and see how to do something right, 2K Games STILL got it wrong.  The gameplay is clunky as shit, the original Unreal Tournament which came out over 12 years ago played with more fluidity than this game.

Posted 11 months ago

ladyak:

I just cried …….. literally, tears from laughing

Posted 11 months ago

So last night…

A Colonel came up to me after our band’s show and asked if I was a professional DJ because of my work with operating the stage lights.  X_X  Not yet.

Though it would be fun to acquire all the equipment necessary to do that post-Army.  Everyone at the event we played was clearly much more into the DJ’s set list than our band, and he didn’t have nearly as much equipment to unload, setup, tear down and load up as we did.

Not only that, you do your own thing and don’t have to split the money with band members… and you don’t have to rehearse.  Seriously, I need to jump on this biz!

Posted 11 months ago

To the ladies who protest that women are as good as men when it comes to sports…

gracehelbig:

You should have been with me today when I ran by a boy and girl playing catch with a big bouncy ball in the park.  He threw it to her and: 

  1. She fumbled it
  2. She fell
  3. She laid on the ground until he came over
  4. I tripped while I was watching this

Sometimes we’re just not as good.

Unless you’re Diana Taurasi, pretty sure she could outplay LeBron in these finals